The ideal Brady existence

With all of this talk of moving to Montana, I wish to impart unto your minds the ideal living situation.

It starts with anywhere from 15 to 40 acres of prime real estate. Keep in mind that not any land will do. We are talking about pristine Montana or Wyoming country. Now open up your minds and prepare to receive heaven on earth! Smack dab in the center of the property we will build a nice little two story Victorian style home. 5 bedrooms and 2 baths will do; nothing too extreme. However, there will be the most elegant wrap around porch you have ever seen. This will be absolutely necessary to keep track of all six kids as they run wild all over their paradise. There will be a small barn and modest pasture for our cows (at least one milk cow, the rest will be beef cows) and sheep. The chickens and ducks will have free rein over all of our land. Situated up near the hundred year old oak will be our fish pond. It will be beautifully landscaped with a waterfall flowing into it. Inside it will be koi (a Japanese pond fish), turtles and frogs. Add to this our modest garden and now you are beginning to see the picture.