All the entertainment I'll ever need, I get from Alex.
Yesterday morning she was singing a song to her cereal, I tried to memorize the lyrics but all I can remember at this point is her sing song "My Prince, is Dead!" She has been talking so much about Prince Charming lately that I've since decided to start encouraging "Returned Missionary" instead of "Prince Charming". I think it's taking.
We were driving in the car the other day and Alex said "Mommy, it makes me sad when people shoot me with guns." This was out of the blue, I have no idea where she got this idea from unless it was the nerf guns at Grandma's house.
A few days ago Alex visited the bathroom only to come out yelling excitedly "There are Ants in the bathroom!!!!!" I don't really care about ants, and there were only a few so we bought a trap and ignored it. There haven't been as many, but they are still there and I'm only getting annoyed because of Alex's frequent "Accidents" right in front of the toilet, because she is playing with the Ants!
Yesterday She said she had to go and then was in the bathroom for a good 5 minuets. I heard her yelling "I had an accident, I didn't make it". "WHAT" I thought, "She's been in there forever." I opened the door to find her squatting on the carpet with a flashlight in hand and a huge smile on her face, admiring her pets.
Before I went to get the ant traps and about the same time we found ants in the bathroom, Alex gleefully announced that there were ants in the kitchen as well. I think I was changing Heidi's diaper when she casually told me that she had fed the ants. "Great" I thought and made a mental note to go clean up whatever she had done, then promptly forgot. By the time I remembered there was a million ants all over the pile of cracker crumbs Alex had painstakingly formed on the floor.
I gave a big lecture about how we don't feed the ant's and to stay away because they might make her sick. The next day she found a sucker and popped it in her mouth without asking. I told her she couldn't have it, especially because she found it on the ground by the garbage can. She put on her most apologetic face and said "Ok, I'm sorry I didn't ask". When I turned around Alex had put the sucker on the ground and said "I gave it back to the ants! They are so happy!!!" We really don't have that many ants, but I have since decided To up our defensive strategy, and got some ant bait that is really suppose to do the trick. With Alex as their protector and benefactor I'm sure it wouldn't be long before word spreads and all the ants in the neighborhood come running.
We went in for Heidi's 1 year check up yesterday and I discovered that I had failed to take Alex in for her 3 year check up. They allowed us to do both at once and we found out that Alex had missed a shot somehow from when she was 6 months old. The checkups were insane, Alex was running around, climbing on everything and flicking the lights on and off while I was trying to get Heidi to sit still on my lap so the doctor could look in her ears. The Heidi was walking around while I tried to talk to the doctor and Alex was grabbing Heidi's legs trying to make her fall. The doctor was pretty happy to get out of that room. Then came the shots. We did Alex's first. I gave her a sucker and tried to be vague about what was going to happen. She was pretty upset about the whole thing and cried those heartbreaking, my puppy just got hit by a car, cries for 10 minutes. Heidi was just as upset, but she calmed down after a few minutes thankfully.
So there I sat, wondering how in the world I was going to get both kids to the car. I ended up bribing Alex with ice cream. Watching her stand up and limp out the the car with tears dripping down her cheeks broke my heart. Ever since she will randomly tear up and say "I did NOT like it when the doctor poked me in my leg." At one point I mentioned how Heidi had gotten poked 3 times and she was happy. I discovered that this was the wrong thing to say as Alex immediately began to cry and said "I wanted to be poked 3 times." Sometimes you can't win.