We watched Toy Story 3. I cried at the end and was suddenly glad Alex wouldn't be leaving for college for another 16 years. I also swore to be nicer to all Alex's toys. Then Tyler and I fell asleep and all is right with the world.
At some point in the next 9 hours this occurs..........
Alex wakes up and climbs into our bed.
Heidi wakes up, therefore I wake up. I discover Alex in our bed.
I feed Heidi and put her back to bed.
I pick up Alex, put her back to bed, proceed to fall asleep on the floor.
I wake up and go back to bed.
Alex wakes up and climbs into our bed.
I wake up after detecting elbows in my ribs.
Punch Tyler's arm and tell him it's his turn.
Everyone sleeps.
Tyler wakes up, takes Alex to her bed, proceeds to fall asleep on the floor.
Heidi decides it's been quiet for too long, wakes up.
I wake up at Heidi's cries, go get Heidi.
Leg falls asleep in transit, I collapse on the girls bedroom floor, remain there for moment. Tyler asks if I'm ok, lays back down, goes to sleep.
I feed Heidi, put Heidi back to bed.
Tyler comes back to our bed.
Heidi wakes up.
I Feed Heidi, keep her in our bed.
Alex wakes up.
Partway back into our bed Tyler asks Alex if she is hungry. She ponders this question posed mid-climb with elbows deep in my ribs.
I groan.
Tyler feeds Alex.
Heidi and I sleep.
Heidi wakes up with fever.
I give up.









